So much for my pledge to keep things to 500 words or less.
The following is the follow-up story of what happened when my wife told me she'd give me a dirty show when I worked from home and was on a conference call. See my previous post to see what what my wonderful and dirty-minded wife said she'd do.
So Friday came, I worked from home, and as planned I had a 9-9:30 conference call with folks in the US and Europe. Half-way through the call, my wife slipped into the room, and slowly and sexily removed her clothes, one item and button at a time. She slid her panties down over her curvy butt as she bent over and looked over her shoulder at me, and then turned, around, facing me, undid her bra, and let it drop to the floor.
I answered questions and filled my European compadres in on the latest proposals and project statuses here in the US. I found myself getting distracted and tongue-tied at certain moments, but no one seemed to notice.
My wife climbed up on the coffee table, spread her legs, and immediately began touching herself. She was hot, her pussy already swollen and wet... her lips parted wide as I watched her from the couch, continuing to go over the status of a big project that had recently been cancelled and was causing problems. I love how her fleshy parts spread open between her fingers, allowing me to see inside her folds as she strokes the opening of her hole between her labial lips, then moving up and rubbing her hard little clit.
She makes eye contact... and absurdly, I give her the thumbs-up. *laughing* I'm talking on the conference call, my attention split, it's the best I can do. She continues to rub herself, and I guess she's unsure of whether to continue. As I listen to the call, I point over to the side of the loveseat, where a small suitcase sat unnoticed by her. She looks at me curiously, and I motion for her to go over and get it.
She slides off the table and gets on her knees in front of the suitcase. Instead of bringing it back, she opens it right there, and after she flips open the lid and sees what's inside, she looks at me with a look that's hard to describe... amusement, anticipation, pleasure... maybe even a hint of.. exasperation? Annoyance? But she had told me what she planned to do, and she knows me, and that I'd probably do something like that. And I also know that she'd have wanted me to. Getting out the sex toys is my job, because we keep them really well hidden and/or locked up to keep them from scarring the children.
Inside the case at which she's looking are two glass dildos, one with swirling corkscrew ridges, the other with glass bubbles that get progressively larger. There's a glass butt plug, also with progressively larger bubbles, the largest being almost as wide as my cock. There are two hard plastic vibrators, one a G-Spot model that's purple, another long and skinny with a flared head. I had carefully arranged these in there, as well as a Hitatchi magic wand with the G-Spot and penetration attachments, which I had recently purchased but hadn't shown her yet. I also stuck our latest hypoallergenic lube, and 'Pandora's box,' a smallish velvet box that now holds our basic and not-used-enough bondage stuff... wrist and ankle cuffs, two collars and a lead, and a small ball gag. I also stuck the nipple chain and some nipple weights, both of which clamp on. Quite a nice little collection, maybe half the toys we own, not including ropes and other items used for sexual restraints.
I'm still on the call, so neither of us can say anything. it's interesting... it changes the dynamic a bit, and not in a bad way. Because I'm a bit distracted, and my entire focus isn't on her, it allows both of us to be a bit shielded from the total focus of what we're doing, and at least in my case, I find it's still difficult to ask for what I want... I still have a fear of opening up and being rejected, even though that's rarely happened with my wife. There are a couple things she's done but doesn't care to do, but she doesn't look down on me for wanting them, she just either doesn't find them pleasurable, or finds them a bit gross. (Like analingus... she's happy to receive, but does not like to give. However, she's happy to stick anything else I'd like up my butt, but try as I might, I have yet to enjoy that. But I digress.)
So, after the briefest of hesitations, she picks up the dildos, examines them contentedly, and selects the one with the bubbles, and also the butt plug, and then returns to the coffee table in front of me and lays on her back.
Within moments, she's rubbing the dildo up and down her slit, and then has it going in and our of her. It's a hell of a show, and as I'm giving more updates, I watch it go in and out of her. But she doesn't do this long. Within a minute, she puts the dildo down, reaches over and picks up the butt toy, and lays on her side, her ass facing me. As I watch, she pushes it to her anus, and after rubbing it up and down at bit, she suddenly finds the right angle, and the first bead disappears inside her.
My cock is hard and dripping in my pants as I continue to talk. I watch her bite her lip a little as, after a moment or two in which she allows her anus to stretch, she pushes the third bubble in. Only one more to go. And I get to watch her asshole stretch to accept it.
She takes a longer break this time, breathing steadily, eyes closed. Then, as I watch, she pushes slowly on the plug... pushes, pushes, and her anus stretches and finally accepts the largest ring.
She's done this after at least a year since we've last done any significant anal play, and also without any lube. She's hot, and wants it in her ass.
The call is ending... it was supposed to run until half past the hour, and we're ending on time. She came in exactly 15 minutes into the call. Her timing is good. I hang up, as she picks up the glass dildo and starts fucking herself with it, her ass filled with the glass buttplug.
"I can't tell if you like what I'm doing," she says.
"I like it a lot, but being on the call it was hard to pay attention."
She smiles. "You sure you like it? I can stop if you don't."
"I like it. My cock is hard and dripping, and it was really hard to stay focused."
She gets up, naked, the plug still in her ass, and slides right over to in front of where I sit on the couch. Her fingers quickly work my belt and zipper. "Stand." She says. "Off."
I happily comply, and sit back down. Immediately, her mouth and hands are on my cock. I receive a long, intense blowjob and handjob, as she knees between my lets with her buttplug in her ass. I talk dirty to her, telling her what I saw, how I liked it, how dirty it was, how I dirty she is.
It's a long, slow blowjob, maybe 5 minutes, which is long for us. "Do you like my cock in your mouth?" I ask. "Yes," she responds, "I've been thinking of how hard you'd be." I grab her hair in both hands, pulling her hair a bit, which she likes, guiding her, fucking her mouth. Another couple minutes of that. I release her hair.
She holds my cock with both hands, one thumb pressing hard at the base of my balls, the other above, as she strokes my cock with both hands, and licks the tip of my cockhead with her tongue. Damn, it's good, and that's a bit of a new one. I tell her to run her fingers over my cockhead, like tines of a comb over the had. Intense. Another new trick.
She rubs my anus with the tip of finger, and it feels good. I'd rather have her tongue, that's a hundred times better, but if that's something she doesn't want to do I don't push. But I say, "I love it when you touch my ass, I love your tongue on my ass." She looks at me and says, "Do you want me to put that little vibrator in your ass?" "Sure," I say. "If I keep trying, maybe I'll like it."
She does, with the help of a little lube. She moves it in and out, and I think we find my prostate, but it doesn't do anything for me. "Do you like how that looks, baby, seeing it go in and out of me?"
She shrugs.
I laugh.
"Take it out, we'll try it again some other time."
She returns to sucking me, and working her new tricks.
"Do you want me to cum in your mouth?" I ask. "Because if you keep doing that I'm going to."
"If you want to," she says. I'm a bit torn. If I come, then she's in for at least an hour of attention while I recover for another orgasm, and I want to cum inside of her. "Stand up and lay on the table," I say. She does, and I pick up the vibrator that had been in my ass, and touch it to her but plug. I pull the plug in and out more than a few times, watching her ass slowly open and stretch as I push it in and out of her. She loves the feeling of being stretched. "Oh god," she says. "That feels so good, I'm close to cumming." I hold the vibrator firmly against the butt plug again with hand, the vibrations going through it up her anal cavity, as she rubs her pussy and clit and fucks herself with the glass dildo. In moments she cumming.
As soon as she's done, she says, "I want you in my ass, please fuck my ass."
"Okay." I respond.
"How do you want me?"
"Lay on your side, your ass on the edge of the table. She does, and she pulls her ass cheek up, framing her sweet asshole for me with the plug in it. I hood the the hold of the plug, and pull it out slowly. The ring of her anus is a bit open for me, stretched. The perpendicular ridges of her ass are all like raidant lines pointing into heaven.
Even though it might not be needed, I scoop a little anal lube and spread it on my cock and then on and in her ass.
I only takes a moment, and then I'm pressing my cockhead into her asshole. I watch it disappear. Heaven... it feels so fucking good, and the visual.
Inside her now, I lean a bit across her as I start stroking my cock inside her.
She immediately starts a series of small orgasms... she loves anal sex, and has 'different' orgasms from them. This surprised me when we were first together, I'd never done anal with anyone.
I increase the speed and thrust of my strokes, and a minute later, she's over the edge for a bigger one. But I know she's got more in her. Now I'm slamming her, and I'm watching her eyes turn up in her head as she's screaming for me to fuck her ass. The big one is coming. "FUCK MY ASS, OH GOD, YES, I'M GOING TO CUM!"
"I'm going to cum, too!" I tell her. And I am. "YES!" she says. "Fill my ass with your cum!" When she gets going like that, I can't hold off, it blows up my brain. I declare, "I'm going to come in 3... 2... 1... Now!" And then I do cum, slamming my cock in her ass. She blasts off, almost crying and howling unintelligibly. God, I love doing her good. The woman under me, having her ass fucked, is nowhere now but in this moment, a creature of pleasure and carnal overload. I love her so much, and I'm so lucky she's my everything... a wonderful wife, mother, partner... and filthy sex fiend.
I stroke another two dozen times, allowing her to ride out her orgasm. This time she hasn't passed out on me, but her head his laying all the way back over the edge of the table, and we're twisted like sweaty pretzels.
I cover her face and neck with kisses, then disentangle from her. I pull her up and over to the couch, which is difficult... as happens with big ones, her legs have pretty much stopped working. She snuggles into me in the couch, and I caress her skin and air, enjoying the feel of her naked skin and soft hair on my body.
We caress, and snuggle, and are amazed when the we realize the whole scene took only 45 minutes.
She asks me when I can work from home again, and I tell her as soon as possible.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Sit on Kinky Santa's Lap!
FetLife.com is running a contest giving away 217 adult prizes worth a total of near $25,000. There's some really great stuff!
And if you haven't checked out FetLife, you need to do so right away! It's a great, great, great site!
And if you haven't checked out FetLife, you need to do so right away! It's a great, great, great site!
Anticipation!
Those of you who are parents know that it becomes much more difficult to find time --and energy-- to be intimate, especially with several semi-feral small humans running around.
Those of you without children will think that's BS. *laughing* Until you live it, you can't understand. But anyway...
To try to make some time when we're both not exhausted, I try to work from home occasionally... which in theory frees us up for romance, or a quickie, or a whole bondage scene. In practice, I wind up having to go to work most days I had planned to work from home. Thank you super-productive American economy that means all us working assholes work all the time.
However, this Friday, things are looking good. When she asked last night if I was working from home, I said, "Yep, except that I have a 30-minute call I have to be on at 9."
""Hmm," she replied. Then, with a twinkle in her eye, she said, "Then I think I'm going to put a show on for you while you're on your call. Completely naked. Dirty."
I immediately got hard.
"I would like that. A lot."
This may be the best conference call I've ever been on. I sure hope I can pay enough attention.
Friday, November 27, 2009
On erotic spanking
My wife loves a good spanking.
She really loves it when I tell her in the morning what I'm going to do to her that night. I tell her that I'm going to put a straight-back chair in the middle of the living room,...
...have her slowly take off all her clothes while I watch...
...have her neatly fold her clothes into a neat pile...
...and order her to come and lay herself across my lap, her ass high in the air...
She thinks about it all day that way. And when we finally get to the spanking, she orgasming almost as soon as I start the spanking.
I was shocked when I figured out she wanted this... or rather, when she finally succeeded in getting me to realize she wanted this. We'd been starting to experiment with light bondage, and almost as soon as I said, "maybe I should give you a spanking," she was across my lap. Experimenting with bondage was also her idea, but that's another story.
Soon after, her wide, wooden hairbrush started getting left "accidentally" on my side of the bed. Would you believe it took me half a dozen times to figure it out?
I love spanking my wife, mainly because she loves it. I wonder what our neighbors would say if they knew?
The actual hairbrush... about a decade later
She really loves it when I tell her in the morning what I'm going to do to her that night. I tell her that I'm going to put a straight-back chair in the middle of the living room,...
...have her slowly take off all her clothes while I watch...
...have her neatly fold her clothes into a neat pile...
...and order her to come and lay herself across my lap, her ass high in the air...
She thinks about it all day that way. And when we finally get to the spanking, she orgasming almost as soon as I start the spanking.
I was shocked when I figured out she wanted this... or rather, when she finally succeeded in getting me to realize she wanted this. We'd been starting to experiment with light bondage, and almost as soon as I said, "maybe I should give you a spanking," she was across my lap. Experimenting with bondage was also her idea, but that's another story.
Soon after, her wide, wooden hairbrush started getting left "accidentally" on my side of the bed. Would you believe it took me half a dozen times to figure it out?
I love spanking my wife, mainly because she loves it. I wonder what our neighbors would say if they knew?
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
On porn sites... and the ones I surf
In the BBC show 'Coupling' the main character explains in a dinner party that the entire purpose of the Internet is to provide a more efficient means of delivering pictures of people's bums.
Actually, there's real truth to this. I read an article that it's the porn sites that really caused a lot of the growth, commercialization, and tech development on the web.
In my own case, porn has always gotten me onlne from the start, starting back in the days of BBSs. While I chose to not work with computers for a career, I've always done so as a hobby, and the moment I heard about BBSs providing porn online through dial-up, I was dialing in on a new 36k modem. As the internet started to grow, so did my use of it. Long ago I found the Voyeurweb and it's sister site, Redclouds, and I don't know how many years later, I'm still a member. It was the only porn site I ever really paid for until recently... it's always been a hell of a value.
Everyone has different tastes in porn, but mine have always run towards amateur-type stuff. Several reasons for this. First, I like women who look like real women. Second, I like to believe that the folks doing the scenes are actually enjoying it. And finally, I like it when the folks having sex actually seem to have some bit of emotional connection.
I also like my porn graphic... and so does my wife, I'm glad to say. As she says, if you're going to watch porn, watch porn.
My porn surfing is generally two or three hours a session, between two and four nights a week, browsing several sites at once, as well as the regular net, facebook, stumbleupon, etc. at the same time. I do it after everyone else has gone to bed, instead of watching TV. I guess you could say it's my hobby, the only one I seem to have time for even in my work-parent-husband state of exhausted zombie-ism. I need some down time, that's it, and porn is always engaging.
For the benefit of humankind, I list the sites I visit regularly below, and why.
Reclouds.com - these are real amateur pictures from regular folks, who can win a small amount of money for participating. This is the hardcore version of the Free Voyeurweb.com. The pics are all-over-the-place in terms of quality, but some are great. I think the current price is $25/year. The biggest problem? Too many pics! It's hard to keep up. I also truly love the dicussion boards... have had some great discussions with folks on some interesting topics.
Homeclips.com - Similar to the above by the same folks, but user-submitted videos. For whatever reason this site doesn't quite do it for me, and I recently let my membership expire.
Zoig.com - A new find for me about a year ago, this is another amatuer site, geared more towards swingers, but there's a huge amount of amateur content. I signed up for a lifetime membership for I think $79 for full access to everything, and it's been well worth it. The video cams are also interesting... not something I ever thought I'd be interested in, but again, real people doing real stuff... I lurk with my camera off from time to time.
FetLife.com - My tastes actually run towards real folks doing really kinky stuff, and there's a bit of that on Redclouds, and not a ton on Zoig. So I was glad to find the 'facebook of adult sites.' Free, but I did recently shell out the $30 fee for access to the thousands of user-submitted videos. You can spend a ton of time here on discussion boards, reading stories, looking at pics, and making friends. Although I find myself one of the more vanilla folks on the site... many folks here are lifestylers, and quite serious about it.
Literotica.com - Free, you've probably been here. I love finding stories here to read to my wife to get her hot on a night when we need a little extra motivation. Some stories are much better than porn.
Hotmovies.com - We no longer buy or rent DVDs, we watch them through our high-speed. I love this site, and the unending firehose of porn. It works out to about 8 cents a minute, but browsing is free. This is my go-to site for a quick wank... or a slow one. I know I can find exactly what I want here. When I find a movie I think my wife would like, too, I throw a 'save for later' status on it, and when we watch a movie together I've usually already got half-a-dozen potential winners identified.
That's it, those are my key sites right now... hope you found something interest here!
So, what are your sites?
Actually, there's real truth to this. I read an article that it's the porn sites that really caused a lot of the growth, commercialization, and tech development on the web.
In my own case, porn has always gotten me onlne from the start, starting back in the days of BBSs. While I chose to not work with computers for a career, I've always done so as a hobby, and the moment I heard about BBSs providing porn online through dial-up, I was dialing in on a new 36k modem. As the internet started to grow, so did my use of it. Long ago I found the Voyeurweb and it's sister site, Redclouds, and I don't know how many years later, I'm still a member. It was the only porn site I ever really paid for until recently... it's always been a hell of a value.
Everyone has different tastes in porn, but mine have always run towards amateur-type stuff. Several reasons for this. First, I like women who look like real women. Second, I like to believe that the folks doing the scenes are actually enjoying it. And finally, I like it when the folks having sex actually seem to have some bit of emotional connection.
I also like my porn graphic... and so does my wife, I'm glad to say. As she says, if you're going to watch porn, watch porn.
My porn surfing is generally two or three hours a session, between two and four nights a week, browsing several sites at once, as well as the regular net, facebook, stumbleupon, etc. at the same time. I do it after everyone else has gone to bed, instead of watching TV. I guess you could say it's my hobby, the only one I seem to have time for even in my work-parent-husband state of exhausted zombie-ism. I need some down time, that's it, and porn is always engaging.
For the benefit of humankind, I list the sites I visit regularly below, and why.
Reclouds.com - these are real amateur pictures from regular folks, who can win a small amount of money for participating. This is the hardcore version of the Free Voyeurweb.com. The pics are all-over-the-place in terms of quality, but some are great. I think the current price is $25/year. The biggest problem? Too many pics! It's hard to keep up. I also truly love the dicussion boards... have had some great discussions with folks on some interesting topics.
Homeclips.com - Similar to the above by the same folks, but user-submitted videos. For whatever reason this site doesn't quite do it for me, and I recently let my membership expire.
Zoig.com - A new find for me about a year ago, this is another amatuer site, geared more towards swingers, but there's a huge amount of amateur content. I signed up for a lifetime membership for I think $79 for full access to everything, and it's been well worth it. The video cams are also interesting... not something I ever thought I'd be interested in, but again, real people doing real stuff... I lurk with my camera off from time to time.
FetLife.com - My tastes actually run towards real folks doing really kinky stuff, and there's a bit of that on Redclouds, and not a ton on Zoig. So I was glad to find the 'facebook of adult sites.' Free, but I did recently shell out the $30 fee for access to the thousands of user-submitted videos. You can spend a ton of time here on discussion boards, reading stories, looking at pics, and making friends. Although I find myself one of the more vanilla folks on the site... many folks here are lifestylers, and quite serious about it.
Literotica.com - Free, you've probably been here. I love finding stories here to read to my wife to get her hot on a night when we need a little extra motivation. Some stories are much better than porn.
Hotmovies.com - We no longer buy or rent DVDs, we watch them through our high-speed. I love this site, and the unending firehose of porn. It works out to about 8 cents a minute, but browsing is free. This is my go-to site for a quick wank... or a slow one. I know I can find exactly what I want here. When I find a movie I think my wife would like, too, I throw a 'save for later' status on it, and when we watch a movie together I've usually already got half-a-dozen potential winners identified.
That's it, those are my key sites right now... hope you found something interest here!
So, what are your sites?
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Saturday, November 21, 2009
Welcome to the Blog of 'A Person Unnamed'...
Hey, thanks for visiting!
This is the blog of a guy who happily conforms to middle-america on the outside, and just wants to say the things he's thinking inside somewhere.
In this forum, I hope to make short, hopefully-insightful posts about things one can't usually say aloud, on politics, religion, values systems, current events, whatever. Look in particular for thoughts on odd or amusing things, and how I tie those things to larger values constructs of society.
Thanks to a screwed-up family life, I was raised by both liberal and conservative parents, and sometimes feel like I'm one of the few who really 'gets' both values systems... and still can't figure out a way to make each group understand each other.
Likely to be of the most interest to folks, I also really find the fetish world fascinating... but my participation in it is purely limited to fantasy scenarios in the bedroom... as I think it would be safe to say is the case of most people, although my wife and I really enjoy doing roleplay and scenarios that I think would lump us into the category of 'kinksters,' but not fetishists. I hope to use this blog to talk about stuff I can't talk about with folks from work, church, or the PTA.
I'm not looking to change the world, I'm just looking to contribute to the discussion an put out some interesting, unpopular, amusing or perhaps-shocking thoughts and viewpoints in a way that doesn't put me or my family at risk. At the same time, I do hope to use this as a sounding board for documenting my own values system.
Here are the three key principles around this blog:
1. I will always be friendly and polite. However, I will not tolerate intolerance, hatred, or those whose activities or actions who put other's lives at risk.
2. My posts will be kept short, less than 500 words... unless they're not. It's a fast-moving world, but we also have to acknowledge that complexity exists, especially when discussing values. Long posts will be flagged with a short-attention-span warning.
3. My posts will have a f-ing point, preferably quotable, and somewhere (title or 1st or last pararagraph) will be easy to cut and paste for Tweeting.
Please post your comments, contribute to the debate. I'm really hoping to make some online friends and have some great conversation here.
This is the blog of a guy who happily conforms to middle-america on the outside, and just wants to say the things he's thinking inside somewhere.
In this forum, I hope to make short, hopefully-insightful posts about things one can't usually say aloud, on politics, religion, values systems, current events, whatever. Look in particular for thoughts on odd or amusing things, and how I tie those things to larger values constructs of society.
Thanks to a screwed-up family life, I was raised by both liberal and conservative parents, and sometimes feel like I'm one of the few who really 'gets' both values systems... and still can't figure out a way to make each group understand each other.
Likely to be of the most interest to folks, I also really find the fetish world fascinating... but my participation in it is purely limited to fantasy scenarios in the bedroom... as I think it would be safe to say is the case of most people, although my wife and I really enjoy doing roleplay and scenarios that I think would lump us into the category of 'kinksters,' but not fetishists. I hope to use this blog to talk about stuff I can't talk about with folks from work, church, or the PTA.
I'm not looking to change the world, I'm just looking to contribute to the discussion an put out some interesting, unpopular, amusing or perhaps-shocking thoughts and viewpoints in a way that doesn't put me or my family at risk. At the same time, I do hope to use this as a sounding board for documenting my own values system.
Here are the three key principles around this blog:
1. I will always be friendly and polite. However, I will not tolerate intolerance, hatred, or those whose activities or actions who put other's lives at risk.
2. My posts will be kept short, less than 500 words... unless they're not. It's a fast-moving world, but we also have to acknowledge that complexity exists, especially when discussing values. Long posts will be flagged with a short-attention-span warning.
3. My posts will have a f-ing point, preferably quotable, and somewhere (title or 1st or last pararagraph) will be easy to cut and paste for Tweeting.
Please post your comments, contribute to the debate. I'm really hoping to make some online friends and have some great conversation here.
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